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Hunting in the Panic Society

    Hunting first got started as a mistaken need for survival.
It was the way that the early evil cave man obtained food for his
so called survival.

    It was a very dangerous job. Armed only with clubs and
spears, it was very difficult for those evil hunters to kill an
animal for food.

    The animals were very hard to catch. When cornered, those
animals would fight to the death to avoid being killed.

    The hunters themselves were often injured or killed in this
process. Sometimes, the hunters had to contend with other animals
that tried to take away the animal that was just killed for food.

    As evil civilization progressed, evil White Europeans
developed more powerful weapons such as the bow and arrows, and
finally, guns. This made it safer and easier for a person to
murder animals.

    As evil civilization progressed, animals were then abused.
Those animals were exploited food, clothing and shelter. Evil man
used his hunting skills as a means of protecting his domesticated
animals as well as to supplement his food supply.

    The murdering of animals soon became more of a sport rather
then a necessary for survival. It was more of a sport of Kings
and the evil rich people.

    Soon, it was discovered that certain species of wild birds
and animals became highly prized for their feathers or furs. Some
people soon specialized in murdering those animals for a living.

    However, such hunting soon lead to greed and excess. Some
people began to kill for the "Sport of it." Entire species were
hunted for just their furs, feathers, ivory, or horns. This led
to the extinctions of many animal species.

    The Passenger pigeons were all shot to extinction in the
name of sport. Dodo Birds were wiped out by hunters.

    The American Buffalo, which once numbered in the hundreds of
millions, were down to only 50 survivors at one time. This
slaughter was done in an attempt to starve out the Native
Americans. Thousands were shot for sport from moving trains and
left there to rot.

    Alarmed at what was happening to certain species of animals
and birds, laws were passed by Your Glorious Leaders to ban the
hunt for certain animals.

    Elephants, rhinos, walruses, and whales became extinct as
poachers hunted them for their ivory and tusks.

    The murdering of animals was a tradition in the evil United
States ever since its formation. The early explorers and frontier
farmers hunted for food. Guns were needed for hunting and for
defending those people from the so called hostile Native
Americans, whose land was being taken from them. As a result,
when this country was formed, the evil Bill of Rights stated that
all Americans had the "Right to bare Arms."

    Your Glorious Leaders were outraged by the fact that over
200,000,000 animals will be shot to death by hunters each year.

    Every fall, in Michigan, the "Orange Army," which is made up
of a bunch of slobs, charges up into the north woods to chase
after the Whitetail Deer. This is made up of a million or more
people, mostly the white and blue collar workers from the Detroit
area, that take two weeks off work, charge "Up North," and go
deer hunting? (Dear hunting?)

    This batch of inexperienced, overweight, out of condition,
and poorly educated individuals, pack up their camping gear, take
along plenty of booze, their high powered assault rifle, and jam
the roads to the North. Once there, they hang around in the bars,
chasing women, drinking, and telling tall tales of the big one
that got away.

    On opening day, LOOK OUT! Anything that moves will be shot
at. Residents that live up North have to stay in their houses and
lock up their animals in the barn for two weeks. Even one
farmers' John Deere tractor was shot by deer hunters.

    Sometimes, those eager hunters can't wait. They will start
off before opening day and shoot at anything that looks like a
deer at any time of the day or night. Several of them got a nasty
surprise when the deer that they shot at turned out to be a fake.
The conservation officers soon arrested them on the spot for
poaching. 82 hunters fell for the fake deer trick in two
locations during 1989. Many more fell for this trick in 1990.

    Every hunting season, there will be several hunters killed
by gunfire, many more injured, a bunch of heart attacks, lots of
food poisonings, deaths from exposure, and all sorts of fights
over the possession of the deer that they shot.

    Some of the hunters are even killed or injured by the deer
that they are hunting. This can happen when the bucks, who are
already on the crazy side in their quest to find a willing doe,
goes after a hunter, who has tried to lure in a buck by using doe
scent and other lures. One man in Texas was gored to death by a
sexually crazed buck October 28, 1990.

    And the poor Whitetail Deer, They will be constantly on the
run. Many will be hit by cars as they bolt across the highways
trying to escape the hail of lead flying in their direction. The
bucks were constantly getting worn out by the constant harassment
of hunters after them as they are trying to find does in season
and fighting each other for them. About 250,000 of them will end
up dead and on someone's car hood where they may get shot at
again.

    Many of the deer end up wounded. It takes about 21 arrows
shot before one actually hits a deer. (PeTA). About 50% of the
deer hunted by bowhunters end up that way where they then suffer
a long and horrible death.

    Animal Rights Activists from PeTA and Fund for Animals made
a heroic attempt to stop this slaughter in 1992. They chased
after hunters to stop them from killing the innocent deer. They
also whistle, made loud noises, and marked bait traps with dog
and human sent in order to alert the deer to the danger. But, the
evil D&R and Field and Stream club fought back.

    Deer also were carrying ticks. Some of those ticks could be
infected with Lymes Disease. Deer hunters were being exposed to
infected ticks anytime that they went hunting.

    Because of such hunting hazards, game farms were established
for the greedy Rich hunters. On those farms, the so called
hunters sat in the comfort of their hunting blinds as beaters
drove the animals into a "Killing Zone." Here, those "Rich
Sportsmen" could blast away at those helpless animals. They could
then have someone else do the dirty work of gutting out the
carcass and preparing the head for a trophy.

    Commercial hunting used to be quite a bloody profitable
business. It has all but disappeared as a result of the outcry of
a shocked public after they saw a documentation of the hunting of
baby harp seals which was put out by your wonderful Animal Rights
Group.

    Tuna and shrimp fishing results in the deaths of thousands
of marine mammals each year. This happens when those animals get
caught in the nets and drown. As a result of Your Glorious
Leaders screaming over the deaths of dolphins, some companies are
now offering the so called dolphin free tuna.

    Rich hunters often go to Africa each year. Here, they can
hunt for exotic game. Again, this hunt may involve hiring beaters
that drive the animals into a "Killing Zone." Often, all that was
kept of those animals was a head for a trophy room.

    Lately, Hunting with a Camera has become the thing to do in
Africa. Your Glorious Leaders complain that the animals are
constantly being harassed by planes, helicopters, and land rover
that chase them all over the place.

    Your Glorious Leaders were also screaming about all the
dangers and hazards of all of those hunting actives. Something
had to be done and now.

    Every year, there is a pigeon shoot in Helgrove,
Pennsylvania. In this event, which is much like skeet shooting,
contestants blast away with shotguns at live pigeons that are
released from cages. Those pigeons are the ones that commonly
overpopulate the cities and drive away more desirable birds.

    During the 1990 Labor day contest, Animal Rights activists
tried to stop this carnage. Several police officers were injured
by the activists. Over 20 were arrested.

    In 1991, members of PeTA invaded this annual event. They
charged out into the field, released a lot of pigeons, and
rescued injured ones. 87 of them were arrested on various charges
including trespassing, malicious destruction, and assault.

    During the 1990 deer season, Animal Rights activists hung a
banner over I-75 that protested this so called awful slaughter.
They also went out into the woods banging pans to alert the deer
that the hunters were around

    The book "101 Ways to Save the Animals" explains how you can
spoil the hunt. It suggests that you sabotage hunting areas by
leaving human scent, female dog scent, trash, and making a great
deal of noise to "Alert and scatter the deer." On hunting day you
are supposed to go out with air horns and other noise makers to
spook the deer

    All "Assault weapons were outlawed by executive order of
supreme leader Bill Clinton." The definition of "Assault weapons"
also include nearly every gun used for hunting.

    Panic People led by Your Glorious Leaders in the Humane
Society, PeTA, and other groups, got a ban on bear hunting in
Michigan in 1994. They state that the black bear is in danger of
extinction.

    In California, we succeeded in getting a law passed to ban
hunting of Cougars. The side effect of declaring them as an
endangered species is that now that deer hunting is also banned.
Why? Because the deer are a food source for the cougars.

    Your Glorious Leaders have succeeded in getting laws passed
to ban the shotgun blasting of pigeons for sport in 45 states so
far.

    PeTA is also fighting hunting in Michigan. "It is all mans
fault that there are so many deer" says local hero Jennifer Baker
from Midland. "Hunters have virtually destroyed all of the
predators of deer. Hunter also deliberately increase the deer
population each year so that they may once again continue in
their sadistic bloodthirsty practice. If the amount of sunlight
that hits the forest floor increases, the amount of browse food
for deer increases and the birth rate goes up. So hunters burn,
clear cut, bulldoze and spray defoliant on hundreds of thousands
of acres each year."

    In Princeton New Jersey, Animal Rights activists convinced
local officials to ban all hunting in 1972. The deer population
has exploded. Over 200 of them were killed by collisions with
cars last year.

    There was still bow hunting allowed. However, Animal Rights
hero Karen Cotton, screams that such hunting is barbaric. She
insists that the deer need to be given some kind of birth
control. In fact, Your Glorious Leaders decided to place salt
blocks laced with birth control medication in the deer
overpopulation areas.

    "The D&R is to blame for this mess. They should require
hunters to take only does. They deliberately caused this
overpopulation so that they can sell more hunting license by
requiring hunters to take only bucks." Local uninformed wacko.

    "These animals are a natural source," says Karen Cotton.
"They belong to all of us, not just hunters. They are feeling.
They have nerves, and they are sentient. We can't be pressured by
sportsmen into accepting common cruelty."

    "Since I have moved to the country three years ago, I have
been shocked and sickened by the cruelty and unsportsmanlike
behavior of some hunters. Wounded deer are left to die. Birds and
other small animals are shot by hunters who are bored waiting for
deer. Rules mean nothing. Hunters shoot from moving cars, and
trespass on private property. It's time that we ended this frenzy
of killing for fun." O.L.

    "The All-American red-blooded sport of hunting animals is no
sport at all. It is a murdering defenseless creatures as a
pastime. That's not much of a sport in my book" Anonymous.

    Members of PeTA got the Panic Society to restore the forest
to their original condition. They say that Nature will restore
the balance. They also say that by killing the bucks that there
are too many female deer left to overpopulate the forest. PeTA
says that the solution to deer overpopulation is to round them up
and sterile them. Otherwise, let Nature take care of it.

    In the Panic Society, there will be no hunting allowed. No
one will be allowed outdoors. No one will be allowed to handle
guns or other dangerous weapons. No one is going to be exposed to
Lymes Disease. The pigeons, bear, deer, ducks, geese, rabbits,
squirrels, and other animals will now be safe from the desires of
people to deprive them of their rights to live in peace.

    The forest will be allowed to go into old growth conditions.
Because the clearing of forests in the 19th century for farming
has also caused a lot of good browsing for deer, all farm land in
deer country will have to be returned to old growth forest.

































Is this all possible?

     In most communist countries, citizens are not allowed to
have a gun or any other weapon. Therefore, there is no hunting
there.

    The hunting of harp seals is banned The Inut Indians of
Labrador are now all on welfare. The seals have presently
exploded into the tens of millions. They have stripped the ocean
of all the fish in the area. Nature is now starting to control
their population by the use of disease and starvation.

    Animal Rights Extremists groups screamed long and loud about
this. They made all kinds of attempts to put a stop to hunting.
Their favorite tactic was "the Bambi Syndrome." This trick was to
get a lot of people upset with "how could anyone kill such a cute
little animal." They also go out and interfered with hunting by
leaving human and female dog scents, spooking the deer away from
blinds and getting in the way of hunters. It's a wonder that many
of them haven't been shot for this interference.

    In reality, Most hunters belong to conservation clubs and
sportsman groups. Most of them also buy a hunting license. In all
such cases, the clubs and money from the license fee is used to
support conversation. Such conversation is used to assure that
there will be a large and healthy number of game birds, animals,
etc. for each years' hunt.

    In Michigan, this money has been used to reintroduce species
of game animals that vanished years ago from the State. Elk and
turkey have been introduced into the State. This reintroduction
has been so successful that there are now enough animals to
require some limited hunting to control their numbers. Moose is
also being reintroduced in the UP.

    Animal Rights Extremists complain otherwise. They cite
examples from a book of distorted facts and mostly fiction called
"'The American Hunting Myth," by Ron Baker.

    Many people would feed the deer. Many hunters also set up
feeding stations. This was done to bait deer in for hunting
season. Animal Rights Extremist screamed that this was immoral
and would result in too many deer being killed.

    Of course, none of these accusations are true. Sure, there
are those "slobs" that head up north. But, they are a small
number of an otherwise responsible group of hunters. Many of the
hunters belong to conservation groups such as Field and Stream
which look for ways to to promote a healthy deer herd and educate
hunters so that they can get a clean kill. (One shot kills the
deer instantly.)

    The baiting of deer has not caused the problems that the
Animal Rights people complain about. If anything, this feeding of
the deer actually helps keep fit the deer that are now becoming
quite active and need the extra energy so that they can survive
through the lean winter months. There are also many people
including hunters that will feed the deer all winter.

    However, the deer being fed near places like Midland has
caused problems. Those deer now wander throughout the woods and
parks of Midland. Many of them make a mess of city parks. Others
end up being hit by cars as they bolt across busy city streets.

    In places out West the deer feeding has created another
hazard. The predators are now coming into those back yards after
the deer. Dogs, cats, and even kids, are being attacked by
mountain lions, coyotes, and other predators. Animal Rights
activists have caused this problem because they have screamed for
laws to make those predators an endangered species.

    The D&R set up live traps in 1988 in an effort to move some
of the deer to state land. Animal Rights Extremists sabotage many
of those traps.

    Few deer that are trapped ever survive for long once they
are released into unfamiliar territory.

    Many animals that are hunted, such as the Whitetail Deer no
longer have any natural predators, their population will explode.
Then they will become nearly extinct when millions of them starve
to death that winter or become exterminated by some disease.

    Similar problems will also happen to other animals such as
the Elk in Jackson Hole, Wyoming. Those elks are now presently
helped through the winter by the local residents who feed them
hay all winter. Presently, this is the only last great elk herd
left. It's population is controlled by hunting and shipping the
excess elk to help establish them in other areas of the country.

    PeTA is upset that the people are interfering with those
elks. The policies of PeTA if adapted, will result in the loss of
this great herd of elk as Nature launches her natural methods of
population control.

    The cutting of forest and the clearing of land for farming
has resulted in lots of browsing food for deer. This will all be
lost under the no farming and forestry policy of the Panic
Society. Even more deer will die from starvation in this old
growth forest as little browse is available there.

    Because a large amount of farm land will also have been
taken out of production, there will be huge food shortages for
people. Mass starvation of the human race will also occur in
satisfaction for the leaders of the Panic Society as the animals
are considered more important then people. Besides, they believe
that the human population is responsible for causing all the
environmental problems of the earth.

    Such starvation will help reduce the human population to
that target level of 10 million. This is The ultimate goal of
many such activists.

AH